#stuffcamperssay

Today was a very long day. Level 1, Level 3, afternoon session of gymnastics day camp, kinders (4 year olds), trompers (3 year olds), beginnning middle/high school. Good thing gymnastics campers are full of entertainment

Me: What's Coach Misa's middle name?
Camper: Konichiwa (Coach Misa is Japanese)

Camper: She's engaged to Justin Bieber
Me: That's not true
Camper: But she said it
Me: And I just said I'm hanging out with Taylor Swift tonight. Do you believe everything everyone tells you?
Camper: Well, yeah. Can I come over tonight, too?

Me: Why are you afraid?
Camper: I'm going to fall on my head
Me: Why do you think that?
Camper: Because I'm going to let go
Me: Why would you let go?
Camper: Because I think I'm going to fall on my head
Me: So you're afraid of falling on your head because you're going to let go because you think you're going to fall on your head?
Camper: That doesn't make any sense. I'm confused.
Me: Yeah, me too.

Camper: So you don't have a husband?

Me: No. 

Camper: Well what about a boyfriend? 

Me: No. 

Camper: Well you should get one.

Me: How? 

Camper: Just hang out with some boys. Do your back tuck, that will impress them.

Camper B: And your splits. Do the splits

Me: If you want to, for fun, you could call me Kate the great

15 minutes later

Me: So what's my name? 

Camper: Coach Great!